keep-away-reality:

25th of July

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki)

iamnotleroy:

130911-2

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

(Source: olivialarzy)

pahpullmountinsmajesti:

The entirety of the Brazilian nation right now.

theogblackjesus:

kingjaffejoffer:

My twitter feed is too much right now

fuck lmao

(Source: televandalist)


(Source: nevillles)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia)


thatfunnyblog:

 

… He is making some very good points.

“Four legged boobs.”

nigahiga spittin straight wisdom

(Source: dudewithabow)

  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

scorpionology:

…I am Scorpio…§čørpįøñøłøgŷ….

(Source: curuyenkan)

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie)